WHY?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!"
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!"
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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